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My video is up, at long long last
now i know that i can compress up to a 5 min video life should become easier.
Please only watch if you want a laugh at how wimpy i am
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Special contributions by Kissie and Mistymornings.
“I’ll get even with you my wolfie, and your little gorilla too!” *
“Gonna build a mountain, From a little hell.
Gonna build a mountain, and I know damn well.
Gonna cut me some switches, soak ‘em till they swell.
I know how I’m gonna do it, I know I’m gonna thrash me some tail.” **
It seemed to happen overnight, a mountain rose, a castle constructed, a shadow cast, a sense of foreboding, a presence.
The morning star rose in the East, the sun peeked above the horizon, the cock crowed, 3 days to the best little annual poker game in the wood. They have come from far and wide, from the lands and the seas, from the deserts and the marshes, from the mountains and the valleys, from the cities and the hamlets. Oh, yes it would be a night to remember.
Meanwhile at Mister Blitzer’s cottage–
Mister Blitzer looked up at the door as if he heard something strange.
“I do believe I hear a ‘Bungle In The Jungle’ ***. Oh, it’s Old Jim Slipper. Hi, Jim, I see you brought a large supply of bananas with you. Come on in and have a seat.”
Jim came in, put his bananas down so as not to bruise them and made himself at home.
“He’s down Beside the Bubbling Brook ****. He was down there a couple of days ago and we haven’t been able to wipe that smile off of his face since. I went and checked it out and couldn’t find anything. That Misty is a strange old bloke. He left awhile ago, so he should be back soon.
“I’m glad you and Misty came early. There is so much work to do to have the best little annual poker game in the wood.”
“Work, you want me to work? I don’t work. I eat bananas, I slipper naughty ladies’ bottoms, but work? I don’t know much about that. Speaking about bananas, who did you get to cater this affair?”
“We got Miss Ciggy, of course. She’s planned one hell of a menu. I’m sure you won’t be disappointed. She told me that she developed a new banana cream pie with you in mind. Miss Cynthia will be here to help with the bartending, too. It’s been too long since we’ve seen or heard from her.”
“Well, I can’t wait to see the both of them. Hmmm, maybe I could get one of them over my knee for a good slippering!”
Mister Blitzer looked at Jim, shook his head and thought, “That gorilla has a 2 track mind, bananas and slippering.”
Meanwhile up at the mountain–
The Wicked Witch of the West looked at all the ladies standing before her. Everyone showed up, all of her old friends – The Evil Queen, The Wicked Stepmother, The Sorceress Morgana, The Halliwell sisters, the one and only Broom-Hilda and of course Beauty. Beauty thought that it was high time she got even with that beastly Gorilla, Jim. Now would be the perfect chance.
“Now ladies, I’m so glad you are all here to help out our Little Miss Kissie-Boobs. The males here have been taking advantage of her and smacking her little bottom any time they want. Oh, there is one female that is just as guilty. The twits. This has to stop and will stop soon. They are all gathering for the best little annual poker game in the wood and we are going to give them the surprise of their little minds, oh, I mean of their little lives. Such fun. But for now we have to do a little prep.
“Little Miss Kissie-Boobs, I want you to go to the Dragon Caves and have a chat with your old friend, Erstwhile, the fire-breathing dragon.
We will need enough of the faery dust he guards to handle all of the players at the best little annual poker game in the wood. Take Beauty with you, it’s been far too long since the two of you have seen each other. This will give you a chance to catch up. And tell the lovely Erstwhile the fire-breathing dragon to be on alert just in case we need him later.”
“Yes, Wicked Witch of the West, I’ll go. Come Beauty and I’ll introduce you to the nicest dragon ever. Well, that is, unless you upset him.. Then watch out for the flames shooting through the air. But he loves me and he’ll help us out, I know.”
So Little Miss Kissie-Boobs and Beauty set off to see Erstwhile, the fire-breathing dragon.
Meanwhile back at Mister Blitzer’s cottage–
“Oh, there’s Misty coming up the path now. Who does he have with him? Why it’s SRC, I was wondering when he’d get here.”
Jim looked up to see Misty and SRC.
“Hi Misty, and I see you have SRC with you. How ya doin’, ya old salt? I hope you’re ready to lose some of the money you keep hidden on that boat of yours. Have a seat you two and let’s catch up.”
Mister Blitzer served a “Theaksons Even Older and More Peculier” ***** to Misty and SRC and walked over to pick up a list that was on his desk.
“All right, Miss Ciggy sent me this list and told me that she expects everything to be done by the time she and Miss Cynthia get here. We have to set up the food and beverage tables. We have to make sure that there is plenty of ice on hand. The playing tables have to be set up. I’ll get the lock box out to collect the money for the chips. The kegs are being delivered tomorrow, so I’ll need help with them. Don’t worry, the wolf pack will be here to help too. We need to clean up an area outside for those who want to take a break. We have to set up some lighting out there too. Maybe you can help me decide who is staying with whom for those that get here early, each of the wolf pack can put up 3 or 4 of you. Some of the wives aren’t real happy with that and refuse to feed them, so we have to make sure enough food is here for them. We have to get to the store to pick up paper plates and eating utensils, ‘cause Miss Ciggy won’t be bringing those. I’m sure there is more to do…”
Jim looked at Mister Blitzer in total confusion and disbelief.
“Whoa, I came to play poker not do any of these ‘female chores.’ Those other chaps will show up and not have to do anything thing. This kind of work is not on my résumé. Umph!!!”
“Well the rule has always been, if you don’t help set up, you help clean up. That means scrubbing pots and pans, hauling out the trash, rolling the kegs out for pick up, breaking down the tables and chairs and store them away.”
“OK, you’ve convinced me. It seems that setting up is a lot less work than cleaning up. You’d think Miss Ciggy and Miss Cynthia would take care of those things, after all it is ‘woman’s work’.”
“Have you seen the clean up estimate Miss Ciggy has sent me. Trust me, we can’t afford her. And the wives around here won’t be helping, so we are pretty much on our own. Maybe next year we can raise the entrance price to be able to afford to have Miss Ciggy clean up.”
“What, me pay for some woman to clean up? That’s one of the many reasons they were put on this planet. I won’t have it.”
“Jim, I think you forget that this IS the 21st century and women have been given the right to vote.”
“The downfall of humanity, Umph@!%_)^*. What’s for dinner?”
Meanwhile up at Dragon Cave–
Little Miss Kissie Boobs and Beauty arrived at the cave, hand in hand, chatting about all the things that have been happening in their lives.
“Oh, here’s the cave. Looks very dark, I hope Erstwhile is home.”
“How do we get him to help us? Will he want some sort of payment?”
“No, he’s my friend and he’s always willing to help me. ERSTWHILE, oh, ERSTWHILE, are you home? Please come out, I have a friend I want you to meet and we need to talk.”
Flap, flap, rustle, rustle. Erstwhile, the fire-breathing dragon, comes out with his bright orange and fuzzy eight spindly legged buddy, Boris, ****** and immediately Beauty jumps back at the huge size of the dragon. Erstwhile shows his happy grin seeing Little Miss Kissie Boobs.
“Oh, Beauty, don’t be afraid, this is Erstwhile and his bright orange and fuzzy eight spindly legged buddy, Boris. They are my friends and wouldn’t hurt a hair on your pretty head.
“Erstwhile, this is my friend Beauty. I need a favor. I need 2 pouches of faery dust, the purple kind, if you don’t mind.”
“Why, of course, Little Miss Kissie-Boobs. That’s very potent dust you’re asking for. Make sure you use it carefully.”
“Oh, Erstwhile, we will be very careful. We just want some, er, people to sleep for a little while. They really need this. And it’ll be fine, I promise. You know what a good girl I am, I wouldn’t fib, not me.”
“I know Little Miss Kissie Boobs. Now would you and Beauty like to come in for tea?”
“We would love to, but we are in a hurry and have to get back to the castle. Next time, though, I promise. Come Beauty, we must leave.”
Erstwhile, the fire-breathing dragon, and Boris watched as Little Miss Kissie-Boobs and Beauty left, skipping down the path.
To be continued.
Note: The photographs were taken by Misty. I display them with his permission and they are copyrighted. Thank you, Misty.
Note: And thank you Kissie for lending Erstwhile and Boris to me. They give a special edge to the story.
** Inspired by: //www.lyricsfreak.com/m/matt+monro/gonna+build+a+mountain_21027986.html
Songwriters: Leslie Bricusse, Anthony Newley – Gonna Build A Mountain lyrics © T.R.O. INC.
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Views: 227 · Added: 15 days ago
I must admit i nearly wet myself laughing. However, it is a sad indictment on some of our youth today.
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)
Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q... What happens to your body as you age
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A.. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now we’re getting somewhere)
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Hi again folksI hope you enjoy our latest video. I'm watching the stripes and bruises fade, it is almost a week now, and I'm wondering when the next time will be and the form it will take.
One new element of the session was some mild CBT which has been commented on by one eagle eyed viewer.
Following the caning Ms. E. completed the punishment with a few well aimed kicks and judicious use of her knee. Now I know this is a spanking site but would anyone want me to post the footage, no pun intended!
I've noticed that there is a category for "other stuff"I'll decide based on your feedback.
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Those were the swats, my friend,
We thought they'd never end.
We think of him whenever we sit down.
But in the devil's eyes,
He'd win a coaching prize.
If there were paddle kings he'd have a crown.
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
But in the devil's eyes,
He'd win a coaching prize.
If there were paddle kings he'd have a crown.
Views: 137 · Added: 15 days ago
I shudder at his heavy footstep once again.
My fate is not a subject of debate.
His woodshed is the Waterloo of iron men,
His ignorance of leniency great.
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Views: 198 · Added: 15 days ago
I'M WRITING THIS BLOG to raise awareness on just how dangerous STI's (sexually transmitted infections) are on Maui, the gateway from/to all corners of the planet. Syphilis, HIV and Hep C is everywhere on Maui where single young men and women are playing "between the sheets". and to make it more intense High School has started in the last couple weeks. Share this with a son or nephew and tell them to share it with their buddy's. Everyone got to stay Healthy here! Get the word out to young local and visitors if your having SEX and SINGLE on Maui use condoms no kidding brah..
NO NO UNPROTECTED SEX. Use condoms and if you think your going to have problems "wrapping it up" come see me. I have no qualms about giving out a dozen strikes on your bare ass (mentoring, a teachable moment) to remind you to use CONDOMS with SEX ALWAYS Spread the word..If not now then when?
Spinner HIV outreach Maui USA
---Now to one of my passions. Started back to church two years ago come January, took a 39 year break from fellowship so for me this particular passion has never been much of a spirit filled activity. This passion is part of my life so I'm working on it one day at a time. Choices to make each day I get up, for me now its renewal of my mind that's not about luck. There is more peace today then psych, believe or not, most times I'm childlike--- Spinner
It is summer on Maui and for the last thirty years razor strops, wood/plastic paddles and couple well worn bath-brushes have hung in my closet ready to bring them out when asked by local and visitors. There is something to be said about focused pain and mixing it up with testosterone, adrenaline and endorphins that ain't no tattoo but a male to male paddling. A safe environment and compassion is a absolute must it never can be "just" about striking a bare butt. Since the beginning of time young or older adult males have been playing, teaching, mentoring or punishing each other with the paddle to get a point across (no lying, stealing, disrespecting) and to wake you up and get you out of that rut (smoking pokalolo instead of finding work, skipping school or being high at school) just to name a few. We all get in ruts God knows I do. My Portuguese friend that has been here his whole life calls the strapping I do "a bit of Hawaiian love". I always tell him let me know if you got any nephews, cousins or single parent friends that their young adult men need some direction. I'm available anytime except Sunday morning church, evening Bible men study Tuesday and mixed group Bible on a Wednesday night.
The razor strop, my first choice and after a couple or so strikes raises your voice. As both our voices are raised my question; what what got you here in the first place? That first strike with the strop on your bare ass, the crack, snap sound of it, the reaction and welt soon after, shootz buddy, I can't get enough of it. My promise to you, no nightmares, just a time for growth for us both and memories of what was learned and changed in your life from this intense "get out of your rut wake-up call". It's OK this strapping happened, some of us learn the hard way including me. We get strapped, slapped and knocked down more then once in life. Wake up one morning so deep in a rut there is no daylight. Some end up in jail and some make up their own jail in their head once like me begging to be free. All of us keep learning and growing and believe it or not I just figured it out we never stop growing till the day we drop. One thing after all these years I can't seem to shake after each time I'm finished whippen a young or older adult male feels like I got a thorn stuck in my side and I'm falling from Grace.
PS I will let you in on a secret that only a handful on Maui know. I'm Santa on Vacation here escaping from the snow. No Christmas eve male to male strapping just to let you know so wherever your at in the world don't forget to leave a little glass of milk please along with some fresh baked peanut butter cookies. It's real plain to me whether your naughty or nice. I'm just asking GIVE YOURSELF A BRAKE why not stay Stay Healthy for such a nice prize BIG Sugar Plums and sweet looking Frilly Bums for the rest of your life!
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On 04/01/2015, I entered into a discipline relationship with a wonderful lady who is interested in keeping me on-track. We drew up an agreement of tasks and rules that I am to adhere to. The agreement also states the form of discipline as having my pants and underwear lowered to my ankles, taken over her knee, and soundly paddled to meet the offense.
After a couple months, I found myself in that position for procrastinating and not completing a rather easy task that neither of us had thought would be a violation. It was many years since I had been disciplined. I remember that I never liked being disciplined. Before when I knew I was to be disciplined, during and after I was soundly paddled, reminded me of of those previous discipline sessions. There were two iterations of being paddled. During the iterations, I was scolded and had to respond to questions regarding my offense. After the first iteration, I was in tears to not only how the physical paddling but also because of my embarrassment of needing to be paddled and being truly remorseful. I was made to stand in the corner with my underwear at my ankles. After contemplating what I went through, it was time for the second iteration of the paddle. Finding myself back over her lap, the second round with the paddle was more intense that the first.
As with the strappings that I received many years ago, I knew I got what I deserved.
Views: 363 · Added: 17 days ago
So many different people. So many different opinions, thoughts, perspectives, lines in the sand, etc. It's all a bit overwhelming for a non-socially-inclined introvert like myself. (Who am I kidding? It's not "a bit" overwhelming. To me, speaking out in this type of social forum is more like sticking my head out of the window of a plane in flight!)
I have contacted a couple of people here in the past 8 months since I've joined. For the most part, everyone has been friendly, even when we are not a good fit for further connection. Does this mean it is truly 'safe' to share on a wider platform? Or is it true that only a thick skin would make exposed exploration safe?
Either way, I cannot hide it, I am uncomfortable.
So, rather than simply talking about my own thoughts, feelings and perspectives -- which I would likely talk myself out of talking about anyway -- I pose a question. Call me a coward if you will, but... one step at a time.
Things intrigue me in this spanking thing we do. For example, the variety of preferences on personal involvement in a discipline relationship; the at-times war between responsibility and control; how close to pain-thresholds people prefer to go when the spanking is just for fun; how to deal with honesty during defiance...
But let me start with an easier topic.
What is your take on OTK? Why does it appeal, or not appeal? Or does it depend on the purpose of the spanking for you?
The question is formally posed (once I get up the nerve to hit 'Save', that is). Any takers?
(P.S. Please be aware that I do not log on daily, so please don't be offended if I don't read or reply to you quickly. I will try to be here at least weekly, normally nights, most often weekends... This is simply my schedule, not a flippancy!)
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Views: 303 · Added: 17 days ago
Well, we have three new videos to upload but they aren't loading to spankingtube for some reason... I've been trying for three days. I have to exit out each morning because I don't want to leave it up on my computer. :(
Views: 251 · Added: 18 days ago
today is the first ive been on the tube in quite a long while.. ive missed it a lot but I needed the lil break... anyways... hope ya all enjoyin ur summer seein its nearly over...
been preparing for my yearly all girls camping trip... we leave next Fri Aug 21 n return on Mon the 24th.. got some tricks up my sleeve for this yr.. oreos with the cream fillin removed n toothpaste put in its place... crunch n munch with crickets in the box.. limburger cheese in small containers with holes poked in the lids n inserted all around their tents... *lil smile*..
Views: 229 · Added: 18 days ago
Ya se que no es necesario, pero si una mujer usa guantes de cuero para la disciplina me resulta excitante
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Views: 366 · Added: 18 days ago
Oh to be a fly upon the wall!
To see your spanking as you bawl.
To see it from inception to its end.
To validate its real, not pretend.
To see the flicker of fear and panic grace your eyes.
As painstakingly your panties descend below your thighs.
To hear the little startled sounds you make.
As your legs begin to tremble and shake.
Perhaps a camera I'd rather be.
To record the deed for eternity.
To rewind and play your comeuppance over again.
As you struggle to accommodate the escalating pain.
Enough of what I could be.
It's you I want over my knee.
With your bottom perched up high.
My hand chastising cheeks and thigh.
To wrap my arm around your waist and hold you tight.
To see you twist and squirm, your bottom burning bright.
To feel the heat visited upon you from my palm.
As I rub and massage your cheeks with soothing balm.
Don't be shocked and don't be alarmed.
But oh yes, your bum will be harmed.
How did I know about your secret you try to keep?
It's simple my dear, you talk in your sleep!
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Views: 364 · Added: 18 days ago
Why do we bother with canes and straps etc..
When the most painful lessons are words..
Miss Boo xx
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Views: 348 · Added: 18 days ago
This morning I found a comment from 'karina' on one of our videos. I think it's rather sad that people need to post things such as:
"i think she needs a canning for showing her naked ugly body"
The lack of punctuation and inability to spell suggest to me that this person ain't the sharpest tool in the box. It still pisses me off though.
Is that canning in the sense of what you do with baked beans or tuna?
We are not posting videos here to make money or promote a pay site. We do it to share our enjoyment with like-minded enthusiast.
I feel a whole lot better now having vented my frustration :)
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uh ohs spaghetti o's.... been dating this sweet new guy who is also a "dom" type of guy. I really am falling for him. He will call me every morning and say good morning my sweet beautiful girl. and he always calls me sweetie and boo. I quite like him... we do have the relationship where he "wears the pants in the family" and that is what I have ALWAYS known I wanted, even when I get married someday it's the relationship i'll want. and I have it with him.. well... lately I have been pushing a few buttons, not taking care of my health, putting myself down, and thinking about self harming again.. well he set me down, and looked me in the eyes while he held my cheeks, he said "baby, I love you so much. I know you're hurting, you're angry, you're frustrated, the world is the shits right now. but I know that you are aware I can see your pain even when you hide it. don't think I haven't seen you holding that utility razor, shaking like a leaf, wanting to use it. I've felt your anger and been subject to your temper tantrums. I love you more than the stars themselves. You will do great things and you will go so far in life. but you need guidance my baby. you need help. and I am always here for you, whatever slip up happens I am here." (by this time I was crying, and my head was in his lap, him stroking my back.) he sat me up, kissed my forehead, and stood up. he said "But baby girl, you have taken your anger and sadness out on me, throwing hissy fits like a spoiled little brat, and calling me naughty names. It will no longer stand young lady. Friday when I get done at work you will be punished. It will be a harsh punishment and you will be sore. but I love you and that's why I'm doing this audriana." I snuggled in his chest, and whispered I love you too babe. I'm sorry. of course I also tried my best to worm my way out of the punishment even knowing I need it.. but to no avail. Friday night I have to atone for my misbehavior... I'm sure I'll have a very sore bottom, but in my heart I know it's because he loves me, and I love him.
Views: 304 · Added: 18 days ago
As some of you know the search and thought process was initially for "who am I" but when i came to the conclusion I was me and me was ok i began to chill a bit.
Next came the search for the perfect Dom.
Once the characteristics that were important to me were figured out it became a little easier.
So now i am in the process of having a lot of fun.
My most recent video is still not showing, but when it does you can let me know how i am doing.
Decisions need to be made about how far i will take this kink- at times i wish i was single and could totally explore it but when hubby takes that belt across my backside and i wake the next day to three gorgeous sets of eyes looking at me so adoringly i realise I'm in the best place.
I'm really enjoying my kink but I do love my life
Happy spankings to one and all.
Views: 298 · Added: 19 days ago
I wonder if im the only one who pays attention to the size of a man legs , his knees , his posture as he sits ! My mind is so consumed with being a hard core spanko and submissive that when men approach me I don't look at their material things but the stature of which he carries himself . I wont date short me and I get asked why not and why judge but I cant say .. Hey , id like ti be laid across your knee one day and its small to me . lol thats rude ! I catch myself sometimes looking at his leg thinking . " I was speeding on my way over here , you should scold me for it , sit in the share over there and bend me over your knee. " Letting me feel the strength and power of every smack reach me inside as I try my hardest to obey you and not move. That arm that reaches around your lower back and clutches the other side of your cheek while I hold back the whimpering knowing I deserve it. Working on not reaching back and stopping you so it dosnt get worse . ANNNND thats why im single ! Just havnt got to the point of sharing that with someone , what if he were to use it loosely like it's a game . this is a lifestyle for me ...
Views: 337 · Added: 19 days ago
As I posted a few weeks ago, I told my husband of 25 years that I'm a spanko. Although he said he wasn't into it he was willing to give it a try. Since then he's given me several good spankings and he seems to be getting more comfortable with it. He has gathered a small arsenal of implements that he likes to use. Up until now it's been all in fun but I want more. I ordered the book "The Complete Spanker" for him as well as a small paddle. They haven't arrived yet but I expect them soon. We'll see what happens. Everyone keep your fingers crossed that I'll get what's coming to me.
Views: 235 · Added: 19 days ago
Two submissives bent over with naked bottoms well presented for their Mistresses pleasure. They are both blindfolded. She enters the room quietly, her high heeled shoes hardly perceptible in the deep soft carpet. Silently she takes up position and raises the cane above her shoulder.I hear the swish of the cane and the sound of it impacting on bare skin. Moments later I feel a searing stinging pain across the centre of my bottom. I focus hard, anxious not to displease her by showing resistance to the stroke. The initial pain subsides momentarily only to re-intensify seconds later. The Mistress savours every moment - the cane biting into the proffered bare flesh, the white mark it leaves as she pulls it away then the gradual appearance of the red tramline going from one cheek to the other. She gently runs her finger along the welt and gives a deep sigh of satisfaction.A moments silence, then again I hear the swish of the cane as it begins it's journey, not knowing which of the two bottoms it is destined for.
The anticipation is tangibly delicious.