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Master found this poem on facebook and i had to share it, as its hilarious. Is this what will happen to us when we get older.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

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dayliacatt - 1 days ago
@kimmiesue. Thank you so much, I enjoy doing the sketches, the blogs are like me having a diary, a memory of the fun we have xxxxx
kimmiesue - 1 days ago
Thank you for accepting my friend request! Hope you both are feeling better soon!! Love your drawings and blogs you are quite talented!
Justjanie - 3 days ago
Happy Valentine's Day, Ducky!
Justjanie - 11 days ago
Hey, saw your post to Bad Girl that your blog was taken down.
badgirlalways - 33 days ago
oh daylia... readin ur comment on my blog made me chuckle...its not often I get a threat from a woman to spank me lmao....
Justjanie - 34 days ago
Thanks D. No idea if it will be days or months... Just very hard on the nerves. Hard to get myself in the mood to write. Hope all is well with you, Ducky. Much love and hugs. Xoxojanie
Justjanie - 43 days ago
You're such a great friend. Nobody is bothering me but there is some jerk targeting a few of my friends which just pisses me off. Lol. Just like you, I always stick up for my friends. :)
My health has been kind of a rollercoaster of auto immune issues. There's nothing terrible going on just lots of little bumps, so don't worry. The pain had improved with the blocks. I think I just have the blues, seasonal not serious.
Love you lots. I'm sure your life is more exciting than mine had been lately. I look forward to us having a proper chat sometime soon. Hugs and kisses xoxojanie
Justjanie - 43 days ago
My Aunt is hanging in there. Thanks so much for your sweet thoughts. Love you bunches. Xoxo
Justjanie - 47 days ago
Happy New Year, Ducky. Xoxo
badgirlalways - 48 days ago
i am doubtful that i will someday find that right person for me but ill keep on tryin.... ur welcome for the pics.. i so love showin off my babies...Happy New Year lady :)