Chris and I stopped at the supermarket last night to pick up a few items and we headed over to the kitchen utensil aisle. Our wooden spatula was broken across my bottom recently. This in itself is a constant dispute. I say the spanker breaks the implement, Chris says my butt breaks them. Whatever. I'm sorry to say the store did not have any sturdy, wooden spatulas. We're also in need of a wooden bath brush, as that was also split in two over my behind. So we head over to the health and beauty section. The aisle description marker reads Implements. A good omen. They have exactly what we were looking for. When we get home and take the packaging off, the tag says Safe and Cruelty Free. We'll see about that.